Anti-Joke Castiel
Cas you and Dean should have sex. (Or a threesome with me)
Anonymous

I have gotten multiple asks similar to this.

I will state it again; I have no desire to participate in sexual intercourse with Dean, or the works. We are like brothers.

-Castiel

[ c; How many of you do you think I could convince to ship Eleven/Castiel if I wrote a fanfic for the pairing? ]

destielismydestiny:

antijokecastiel:

wishingiwasinthetardis:

antijokecastiel:

[ In other words, this is exactly what rips out the admin’s heart and soul with feelings. ]

W-whyyyyyyy?

[ Because that video is beautiful, and Eleven/Castiel is my lifelong OTP. uvu If I say I ship it a million times more then Destiel would I be slapped? ]

are there really people out there who ship Eleven and Cas

[ Very few! But there are some out there. I hope that’s not a bad thing? <: ]

The Bee Movie is upsettingly inaccurate. They are collecting pollen from red roses, but in reality, bees do not. They see the colour red as black, and therefore think red flowers are dead and do not collect from them.

-Castiel

wishingiwasinthetardis:

antijokecastiel:

[ In other words, this is exactly what rips out the admin’s heart and soul with feelings. ]

W-whyyyyyyy?

[ Because that video is beautiful, and Eleven/Castiel is my lifelong OTP. uvu If I say I ship it a million times more then Destiel would I be slapped? ]

I have finally found the time to sit and watch The Bee Movie.

If you begin to wonder where I am, that explains what I am going to bee (look, I made a pun) doing.

-Castiel

Hey Castiel, has dean shown you the dungeon in the bunker yet?
Anonymous

I stumbled upon it myself, actually. I decided to take a tour of the bunker out of curiosity one day and discovered it. It could be useful against demons.

-Castiel

[ In other words, this is exactly what rips out the admin’s heart and soul with feelings. ]

Saw the strange man wearing suspenders and a bowtie again today.

He calls himself the Doctor. Doctor who?