Anti-Joke Castiel
Hey, can I borrow your trenchcoat? My friends told me that nobody would be able get it away from you. I an give you an adress that you might like....

It’s an overcoat, really. And I am a little sentimental when it comes to it. What is the purpose of you borrowing it? And address to where—or what?

-Castiel

Cas you and Dean should have sex. (Or a threesome with me)
Anonymous

I have gotten multiple asks similar to this.

I will state it again; I have no desire to participate in sexual intercourse with Dean, or the works. We are like brothers.

-Castiel

The Bee Movie is upsettingly inaccurate. They are collecting pollen from red roses, but in reality, bees do not. They see the colour red as black, and therefore think red flowers are dead and do not collect from them.

-Castiel

I have finally found the time to sit and watch The Bee Movie.

If you begin to wonder where I am, that explains what I am going to bee (look, I made a pun) doing.

-Castiel

Hey Castiel, has dean shown you the dungeon in the bunker yet?
Anonymous

I stumbled upon it myself, actually. I decided to take a tour of the bunker out of curiosity one day and discovered it. It could be useful against demons.

-Castiel

[ In other words, this is exactly what rips out the admin’s heart and soul with feelings. ]

Saw the strange man wearing suspenders and a bowtie again today.

He calls himself the Doctor. Doctor who?

Thanks for ruining my favourite pick-up line, Cas. -Dean

Thanks for ruining my favourite pick-up line, Cas. -Dean